all the love i could find

sometimes my brother drives me up the fucking wall, but right now I love him to bits. He just sat down and explained to me in detail (with maps!) how to get from the train station to the library and then where to catch the bus to get home. Answered all my stupid questions and didn’t get frustrated with me at all. He’s a good guy when he wants to be ♥

favourites

2. List 20 of your favourite tumblr’s, and why they’re your favourite.

(Um. So there are way more than 20 tumblrs here. Whoops!)

1. thanksforthememories - my IRL best friend Amanda. We got tumblrs around the same time, and she’s the one who (unknowingly) kicked my butt into action re: blogging. I love her to bits, and I highly recommend you check her out.
2. crimsonofregret - my bb Cynthia. I know her from livejournal and she’s lovely and possibly the biggest Gleek I know.
3. withoutmelissa - Melissa has to be one of the sweetest people on tumblr. She’s pretty consistent with her blogging, and she also has a secondary blog called DearBaby, where she posts about her pregnancy experiences and raising her kids. She’s got an awesome kooky-vintage style which I adore.
4. fuckyeahcreepypictures - no explanation needed. It’s got creepy shit, I like creepy shit, hence I like this blog.
5. reasoningwithvampires - the most hilarious tumblr. She basically rips apart the syntax, grammar, spelling, plot and characters of Twilight. Really nice layout too, it’s pretty to look at.
6. fydarrencriss - um do I even need to explain this one?
7. alasicannotswim - this is a bit of self-pimping. Alas I Cannot Swim is my other tumblr, the one I hide away. It’s my “no reblogging allowed” tumblr, and it’s been a lot of fun trying to find interesting things to post.
8. insoler - another livejournal buddy, this girl is awesome and I highly recommend you go check her blog out.
9. hazelweatherfield - one of my absolute favourites. She must have the most amazing collection of photos on her computer.
10. 1000lostchildren - always posts gorgeous, haunting photography. One of my favourite tumblrs to reblog from.
11. tamburina - another creepy tumblr that posts some GREAT photos. She also does these posts every now and then on really random (and super interesting!) topics; the most recent being “deep dna memory theories”.
12. lovelycorpse - the quote from her blog says it all: “I will always be the virgin-prostitute, the perverse angel, the two-faced sinister and saintly woman.”
13. flowerettes - -WARNING- post mortem photography up in here guys. This is a pretty fucked up tumblr. Please don’t judge me for liking it, I just find death and the stigma around it so fascinating.
14. fucknopennyarcade - “I hate neckbeards and rape apologists”. Yeah. Check it out and see why we’re angry.
15. fuckyeaheliroth - hasn’t been updated in a year, but whatever. Eli Roth is my favourite member of the Splat Pack. I eat up all his movies, fuck he’s amazing. Fans of the Basterds should also check out BearJewFacts.
16. prettybooks - pretty much book pr0n.
17. fuckyeahsubtitles - does what is says on the label. Picspams from movies with the subtitles included.
18. omgharrypotter - run by a total sweetie (Devin Castro) ths is my favourite harry potter tumblr.
19. r-o-o-m-s - pretty room picspams. I like looking at the pictures and pretending I have a chance of living in places like that one day.
20. undream - one of the first tumblrs I ever started following. Her shit is awesome. AWESOME GUYS, SERIOUSLY. She also runs r-o-o-m-s, making her doubly awesome. Checkout her list of favourite tumblrs for some more awesome stuff.
21. copycats - they post cover versions and remixes of heaps and heaps of awesome songs. I’ve found many new favourites lurking over there.
22. suzywire - she posts the most gorgeous stuff, I love sitting down and clicking through her tumblr.
23. dearoldlove - most of you probably know this one. People post sappy-sometimes-sad love related things.
24. sadnesses - This is another top favourite. I’ve found some of the most awesome quotations here.

And I’d also just like to say: RIP morbid history. My favourite tumblr EVER, and it seems to have disappeared :(

unthinkable

1. The celebrity you’d do unthinkable, illegal things to:

Don’t judge me, but KEVIN FUCKING SPACEY. My friends know all about my love for this guy, and I can’t even explain it. He’s waaaaaaaaaay older than me and a bit weird but ugh. He just DOES things to me.

LOOK AT HIM LAUGHING AND BEING BUFF. GOOD GOD.

asdfghjkl what the hell is chris cornell doing with timbaland???

Those of you who know me in RL (which is like one person :P) know how much I love Chris Cornell. He is my man. Okay not really, but I adore his music - Soundgarden, Audioslave, solo projects, even that song he did with Mark Arm and Layne Staley. You could say that I am just the teeniest bit obsessed. BUT WHAT THE FRACK IS UP WITH HIS NEW ALBUM? No Chris, NO!

Yes, I know that he’s his own person and is experimenting with his music and all that jazz, but some things are just not meant to mix. I just watched the music video for his song Scream, and I can’t even believe its him.

Maybe it’ll grow on me

*coughnocough*

This is a regular occurrence, believe it or not.

So we’re driving Bradley home. It’s not that late, but very dark, and we’re on a long windy road. All of a sudden, this jackass starts driving like half a metre away from Ma, who starts freaking out and yelling about people “riding up her bum”, which gave me and Bradley the giggles.

So Ma drives off to the side to let the crazy lady pass, rolls down her window (all the while still driving), sort of waves her fingers about in a mad rage, and yells out some incoherent swear words, and then keeps going. Naturally, Bradley and I laughed at this. AND THEN, it got worse.

So we stop at the lights, and this woman stops beside us. Ma starts to roll the window down, I realise what she’s doing, and we have a massive battle over the window rolly-down thing. Finally, she gives up and starts yelling at this woman with the window closed. This lady probably thinks my Ma is a psycho, so she gives her the finger, does that pinkie “small dick” thing (I know, yeah, cause my mother totally has a PENIS), and then sort of kisses her middle finger and waves it at Ma (I have no idea what this was supposed to mean).

Well Ma was in a rage. So she yelled out the only thing that came into her head.

“YOU CRAZY SPITCH!!!”

What is a ‘spitch’, you may ask? Good question, I would like to know too. Needless to say, Bradley and I were in hysterics at this point. Then, Ma turns around to me and goes “God, that woman was such an anus hole.” Again… huh?

Yeah, gotta love my Ma.