Hamish and Andy go a week ‘Freeating”. Hilarity ensues.

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rough and ready
Kurtis Sawyer
rough and ready

atticrissfinch:

peevesthepoltergeist:

selonian:

yodaismyguidedog:

egobus:

blainetheasspirate:

but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

god bless

there are literally tears in my eyes omg 

that is one of the best things I’ve heard all day, :’)

it’s like a really horrible fanfiction

ugh oh god

as he suffered from dick parkinsons 

buttermilk bosom

throbbing meat wand

help. i can’t stop laughing.

THERE IS A SECRET I NEED TO TELL YOU. YOU ARE MY FORBIDDEN DESIRE.

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best conversation with an old lady at the bus stop today:

her: oh, I'm sick of all these stupid cooking shows!
me: what?
her: *pointing at an ad on the side of the bus* the Hunger Games! They're getting more ridiculous as they go on!
me: yeah. in this one they probably just have to kill each other off to win
her: I wouldn't be surprised, lovie!
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My absolute favourite GloZell video. The REAL meaning behind Adele’s ‘Someone Like You’.

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*grandmere is trying to cheer me up*
grandmere: oh, but you are hot!
me: no. not even a little bit
grandmere: oh. then you're cool!
me: not even close
grandmere: okay. you're tepid then.
me: sure
*2 minutes later*
grandmere: close the gate please
me: I can't, my hands are full... wait a minute
*closes gate with foot*
me: WHO'S TEPID NOW, BITCHES?!
→  0 notes  ♥  05 Mar 12 at 11am  Tagged: lol. i'm tepid. my grandmere. is the best. funny. conversation. 
austinkleon: Reading positions by Kate Beaton (who’s on Tumblr!)

austinkleon:

Reading positions by Kate Beaton (who’s on Tumblr!)

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arch nemeses

*me freaking out about starting tafe*
me: and what if I make an arch nemesis on the first day and they spend the rest of the year trying to destroy me?
mum: you can't let people like that control you, just tell them...
me: OH MY GOD MUM, YOU CAN'T TELL AN ARCH NEMESIS WHAT TO DO!
→  2 notes  ♥  29 Jan 12 at 9pm  Tagged: arch nemesis. chat. lol. me being an idiot. school. funny. 
HAHAHAHA. I love this section of the newspaper. You get gems like this on occasion.

HAHAHAHA. I love this section of the newspaper. You get gems like this on occasion.

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entrails: robotlove: caitlineff: soy: It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark… You’re welcome. SDK;ASDLKDS NEW SUMMER PROJECT. this is so hard. but will do next dance I’LL HAVE THIS DOWN BY THE END OF SUMMER. OR MAYBE BY TIME MY GRADUATION PARTY ROLLS AROUND. I’LL GREET EVERYONE LIKE THIS. NEW GOAL: LEARN THIS DANCE.

entrails:

robotlove:

caitlineff:

soy:

It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark…

You’re welcome.

SDK;ASDLKDS NEW SUMMER PROJECT.

this is so hard. but will do next dance

I’LL HAVE THIS DOWN BY THE END OF SUMMER. OR MAYBE BY TIME MY GRADUATION PARTY ROLLS AROUND. I’LL GREET EVERYONE LIKE THIS.

NEW GOAL: LEARN THIS DANCE.

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LIESSS

LIESSS

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"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off. I’ve got the toe clippers right here.’"
Jerry Seinfeld
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