my new year’s revolution is to eat a chip at 11:59pm and not finish it until 12:01am after the ball drops so i can tell people that i’ve been eating the chip for 2 years
you just said revolution instead of resolution
maybe i’m planning an uprising this year you don’t know my life
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?